Ek Apple ki daastan!

I heard something like this long back in Radio. I used to be a regular listener of 93.5 Red FM’s RJ Praveen’s show, U Turn during my college days, courtesy my first mobile phone which had a radio (Nokia 2300 model). His wittiness had completely blown me over and out of his many crazy scripts, I remember this one. Whatever I could recollect, I have penned it down. I have written my own lines wherever I could because I couldn’t remember the original lines. 

A for Apple

B for Bada apple

C for Chhota apple

D for Do apple

E for Ek apple

F for Fir se aur ek apple

G for Gol apple

H for Hara apple

I for Itna sara apple

J for Josh se khao apple

K for kisko chahiye apple

L for lal apple

M for Mujhe bhi do apple

N for Naya apple

O for Oats ke saath khao apple

P for Pyare pyare apple

Q for Queen ko pasand hai apple

R for Raaste me chalte hue khao apple

S for Sweet se apple

T for Tum ne liya apple

U for Unko diya apple

V for Vase ke paas rakhha hai apple

W for Waqt se khao apple

X for X-mas ke din khao apple

Y for Yeh hai apple story

Z for Zyaada kha liya apple?